Organic Mayonaise

Let's take one of the unhealthiest foods and make it organic.
Yeah, because that's a great idea!
Society confuses me.

(I have now watched the lastest two new episodes of Criminal Minds three times and have the third season split between mine and my brother's netfilx so I can have two discs at once. I am becoming re-obsessed.)
(If I ever have a son I hope he turns out like Reid {The sad thing is I have very few doubts that he will, seeing as he'll have me as a mother}!!)

I would love to get a PHD in English. That would make me the happiest child in the world. However, my father doesn't believe I can get a proper career with any degree in English except English teacher and I refuse to be a teacher. Therefore, I am hesitant to major in English alone.
What does this say about me?
That I strive so much for my father's approval that I am willing to give up something that makes me happy in order to make him some what happy?
What does it say about me that I refer to myself as "the happiest child in the world" when I am nineteen and by the time I would earn a PHD I would be most likely twice that?
What does it say about me that I am profiling myself?
Ah, now that one is easy; that I watch too much Criminal Minds.

-Disco-